Covid-20 Blues
Lyrics and Image by Craig Boehman. Have you got the Covid-20 Blues?

A little ditty I finished up today. It goes a little sumthin' like this:
Covid-20 Blues
I bought me a mask
Just the other day
Now all you mouth-breathers
Stay the six feet away
WHO says to social distance
I say, no problem Jack
Hospitals full, don't go and crack yer skull
Or have no heart attack
Been cleanin' up dogshit
With 20 year-old newspapers
But at least I can wipe my ass
with a truckload of toilet paper
Please tell me somethin'
What the hell have I got to lose?
They say the Covid-19 is comin’
Already got the Covid-20 Blues
I woke up this mornin’ screamin’
Dreamed of the Doctor Trump
The neighbors hyrdoxy’d and up and died
So I put one in my trunk
But that's another story
For another rainy day
Remotely raging 9 to 5 at home
With no girl and without pay
Lord, I'm running low on booze
They call it a “non-essential good”
I say, in what world does that make any sense?
I'd beat them goofy if I could
I've never seen no politician
Worthy of raisin' up my brew
Pundits call it the Covid-19
I call it the Covid-20 Blues
Tired of all the positivity
When I open the Facebook
People postin' their stupid kids
And all the shit that they cook
I got an idea buddy
Why don't you open up a book?
Cos’ I don't care nothin' for what you say
Don't care what ‘challenges’ you took
My friends call me to come hang out
I sigh and mute my phone
It's not that I got chores to tend to
Just keep on busy being alone
Wish I could drink some disinfectant
I think I got a touch of the flu
They say I got the Covid-19
But I know I got the Covid-20 Blues
They say I got Coronavirus
I say it's Covid-20 Blues
Some folks call it the Covid-19
I call it the Covid-20 Blues